Overheard: Mutterings of Mutiny at Old Man Winter’s HQWow, yesterday was just fucked. I’ve never seen so much snow fall in such a short time. That shit shouldn’t be happening in Alabama.Mar 17, 2021Mar 17, 2021
Thanks for Trying to Save Me, But Don’t Bother: An Open Letter to Humans from EarthDear humans,Mar 17, 2021Mar 17, 2021
Published inHingedUncle RogerWhen I was a kid, my uncle Roger lived across the street from us. He was a roly-poly man, quite short and not very attractive. He was my…May 14, 20164May 14, 20164
Official transcript of the Word Eradication Committee — Meeting No.Chair: Hello everyone. Thank you for coming. On the agenda today is the word manifest. Peter has kindly offered to get us going.Mar 11, 2016Mar 11, 2016
Published inThe CoffeeliciousAs a stay-at-home dad, I understand Betty DraperI finally get Mad Men. Before, I sort of got it. I sort of got how the sexism of the 1960s, a main storyline of the popular TV show, made…Feb 26, 20161Feb 26, 20161
How to Log-In at Work (and Avoid Shit-Kicking your Computer to Death)Learn to chillFeb 15, 2016Feb 15, 2016
This Is Your Body Telling You To Stop RunningWow, you’re here. I honestly didn’t think you’d do this. But here you are. And what a gorgeous day it is. And look at all the people. This…Feb 13, 2016Feb 13, 2016
Published inThe CoffeeliciousI’m The Guy With All The Pennies Holding You Up In LineYou know me. You come across me all the time, usually at the grocery store in the check-out aisle sandwiched between the chocolate bars and…Feb 12, 2016Feb 12, 2016
