P.F.Overheard: Mutterings of Mutiny at Old Man Winter’s HQWow, yesterday was just fucked. I’ve never seen so much snow fall in such a short time. That shit shouldn’t be happening in Alabama.2 min read·Mar 17, 2021----
P.F.Thanks for Trying to Save Me, But Don’t Bother: An Open Letter to Humans from EarthDear humans,3 min read·Mar 17, 2021----
P.F.inHingedUncle RogerWhen I was a kid, my uncle Roger lived across the street from us. He was a roly-poly man, quite short and not very attractive. He was my…4 min read·May 14, 2016--4--4
P.F.Official transcript of the Word Eradication Committee — Meeting No.Chair: Hello everyone. Thank you for coming. On the agenda today is the word manifest. Peter has kindly offered to get us going.3 min read·Mar 11, 2016----
P.F.inThe CoffeeliciousAs a stay-at-home dad, I understand Betty DraperI finally get Mad Men. Before, I sort of got it. I sort of got how the sexism of the 1960s, a main storyline of the popular TV show, made…4 min read·Feb 26, 2016--1--1
P.F.How to Log-In at Work (and Avoid Shit-Kicking your Computer to Death)Learn to chill3 min read·Feb 15, 2016----
P.F.This Is Your Body Telling You To Stop RunningWow, you’re here. I honestly didn’t think you’d do this. But here you are. And what a gorgeous day it is. And look at all the people. This…4 min read·Feb 13, 2016----
P.F.inThe CoffeeliciousI’m The Guy With All The Pennies Holding You Up In LineYou know me. You come across me all the time, usually at the grocery store in the check-out aisle sandwiched between the chocolate bars and…3 min read·Feb 12, 2016----
